BATTY ’S LIBRARY
Color me dead inside or how to fill the void with ink.
For those who feel nothing at all or everything too much. And for everyone who's just ... done.
FAQ
Adult Coloring Book 💀 MY MORBID MASTERPIECE
What’s inside?
A delightful descent into the beautifully bleak on 30 single-sided illustrations (US Letter). Expect deadpan designs, sarcasm in ink, and just enough existential dread to keep you honest. Think skeletons with attitude, tombstones with better boundaries than you, and pages that scream “I tried” without using words.
Does the paper work with alcohol markers?
Yes, but like most of us, it has its limits. Single-sided pages for your bleeding soul and your bleeding Copics. Place a scrap sheet underneath and don’t drown the paper in ink. It’s not waterproof and may bleed through - just like emotions.
Beginner-friendly or advanced?
Both. You'll find big shadow areas if you you color like a gothic deity advanced “velvet black” techniques. The bold outlines will suit even a raccoon with a hangover. There’s no wrong way to spiral creatively.
Coloring Tips for deep blacks without mud?
Use layers. Use patience. Use the darkness within. Test on a page corner first (unlike that one relationship), keep bone edges clean and add tiny white-gel highlights last. Not every void has to be pitch black — sometimes, it’s just very dark gray with commitment issues.
Who is this for (and not for)?
For: Adults who prefer skulls to mantras. The gloriously jaded. The ironically alive. Fans of dark humor — those who laugh at funerals (but respectfully). Not for:Kids, Glitter goblins, quote-board addicts, or anyone who thinks “Live Laugh Love” belongs anywhere but a cursed mirror.
eBook 🦇 BATTY BEHIND THE BONES (NO ILLUSTRATIONS. Just words. Sharp ones)
How long is it?
Long enough to lose hope, short enough to finish before your next existential spiral. Perfect bathroom read. Or voidcation companion. Short to read, sticks around after.
What’s the vibe?
Black-humored, emotionally constipated, aggressively honest. Like a haunted group chat between your inner demons, anxiety, and that one sarcastic bat who never calls back. .
Format & devices?
Standard ePub – readable on Kindle, tablet, mobile, or whatever glowing rectangle you use to avoid reality. If it has a screen and you have a pulse (optional), you’re good.
Content warnings?
Yes. All of them, but no graphics. Mental health themes (anxiety and coping), emotional burnout, passive-aggressive optimism, and casual necromantic metaphors. If you're looking for healing – this isn’t it. But if you’re looking to laugh-cry while drinking cold coffee at 2am? Welcome home.
Refunds & support
Digital despair is non-refundable. But if your file ghosts you or you accidentally summon an error demon – contact Amazon support.