LEGAL HOWLS
My Morbid Masterpiece © 2025 Batty’s Darkside™. All rights reserved. Concept & Illustration: Batty’s Darkside™ Character: Batty Bat, Your Snarky Companion From the Shadows.
For inquiries, dispatch a raven. Or summon Batty’s designated mortal at info@battysdarkside.com.
The character and chatbot interaction are protected by copyright law. No part of this website may be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, stored, performed, or sacrificed without express permission from the author, unless you’re a demon with excellent penmanship.
All content is fictional and designed for readers with a functioning sense of humor and a tolerance for dark themes. It does not constitute professional advice or any form of therapy. But it’s safer than a séance and doesn’t involve dubious Latin.
Any resemblance to real people is entirely coincidental. Batty’s free chatbot is for entertainment purposes only. Any poor advice or catastrophic ideas shared here are entirely fictional. None of it should be taken seriously (or applied in real life). Use at your own risk. Taste levels may vary.
This website doesn’t care about your personal data. Seriously.
The bare minimum amount of cookies are served because Sophie eats them all. It’s too much effort to hide any trackers. We don’t collect personal information because Batty has the memory of a damp sponge.
If you share your email, it will be treated with basic decency and never sold to shady mortals.
This concludes the Privacy Growl. You may now return to lurking.